Vive le Canada
Have you or anyone you know ever had encounters with angry geese?
Anonymous

I’ve warned him so many times.

What's your favorite hockey team?
Anonymous

I’m so upset at the thought of even choosing!

Looks like you and Matt have been doing the do.
Anonymous

I haven't seen you in like forever, what have you been doing?
Anonymous

like hibernating.. maybe 

"Hey, a friend of mine told me i should come to you if i wanted to try pancakes.."

Yup!! You came to the right person!! I’ll make you all the pancakes you want!!

what is your theme omg
Anonymous

Don’t tease me like that!!

I FUCKING HATE PANCAKES AND MAPLE SYRUP AND HOCKEY.
Anonymous

..

MAPLE!!

*whispers* show me the tiny canadian
Anonymous

* whispers* why are we whispering??

If maple sirup became a human, would you marry him/her?
Anonymous

Maybe!! I just might!!!