Vive le Canada
*pushes a cart with a 4-tier maple-flavored cake on it* *Oh lo and behold, a wild moosey Matt pops out for his cutie patootie 1p self*

!! It must be my second birthday!!////

*fills your pool up with maple syrup*

Oh thank you, I was just about to do that myself!

by married to Canada do you mean your 2p?

I-I’m married to my country!!!! Shhhh!!!

Who yeah married to Mattie?

To Canada of course!

*gets down on one knee* will you marry me?

I’m sorry! I’m already married! 

Can you speak French fluently?

Of course! It is one of my official languages! (of course Francis scolds me when I dont speak it the ‘proper way)

What do you do when your brother is really upset?

Comfort him, what else?

I would love nothing more than to see you and Matt in speedos posing next to a pool during winter time.

Matt and I always swim one last time before winter really starts! It’s tradition!

are you on hiatus?

Soory aboot that, eh?

What happens when somone touches/pulls your curl? (Sorry just curious ^^")

Let’s just say its like an off or on switch!