*pushes a cart with a 4-tier maple-flavored cake on it* *Oh lo and behold, a wild moosey Matt pops out for his cutie patootie 1p self*
!! It must be my second birthday!!////
*fills your pool up with maple syrup*
Oh thank you, I was just about to do that myself!
by married to Canada do you mean your 2p?
I-I’m married to my country!!!! Shhhh!!!
Who yeah married to Mattie?
To Canada of course!
*gets down on one knee* will you marry me?
I’m sorry! I’m already married!
Can you speak French fluently?
Of course! It is one of my official languages! (of course Francis scolds me when I dont speak it the ‘proper’ way)
What do you do when your brother is really upset?
Comfort him, what else?
I would love nothing more than to see you and Matt in speedos posing next to a pool during winter time.
Matt and I always swim one last time before winter really starts! It’s tradition!
What happens when somone touches/pulls your curl? (Sorry just curious ^^")
Let’s just say its like an off or on switch!